painting in need of a caption
Friday April 28th 2006, 10:36 am
Filed under: humor

i’ve never posted a “painting in need of a caption” — it’s always been photos. but this beauty (officially titled “alice”, btw) is, well… so, either alice really needs a new orthodontist, or a new painter.

add your captions. i’ll add the “contenders” up here in the post. to be a contender, it just has to result in anything audible from me when i read it (gasp, chuckle, groan). winner gets a ys book of his or her own choosing. closes monday sometime.

contenders:

Deacon Al’s Gender Reassignment Completed. kevin j. bowman

mom?! ty hogue

Truth to the fact that it wasn’t only Liesl’s classmates drinking some strange brew lately but this photo taken of Liesl’s teacher, Alice. Gman

“Unphased by the liberties Kinkade took in the portrait he sat for, Crowder jokingly said he thought the resemblance was remarkable.” turff89

Alice obviously hasn’t been to wonderland lately. brian aaby

june cleaver’s sister alice - now you know where the “beaver” genes came from! bobbie

“Feeling the need to put on a “happy face” for the congregation. The pastor’s wife resorted to botox.” riddle

i think it’s benny hinn in drag! paul

and the winner is…

Deacon Al’s Gender Reassignment Completed. kevin j. bowman

had lots of strong contenders this time around. almost gave it to ty hogue’s “mom?”, which really made me laugh. but, in the end, we’ll go with kevin’s bowman’s submission — funny stuff.


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Deacon Al’s Gender Reassignment Completed.

Comment by Kevin J Bowman 04.28.06 @ 10:58 am

mom?!

Comment by tyhogue 04.28.06 @ 11:00 am

Producers rejected this early storyboard for Jack Nicholson’s Joker makeup because it was deemed too “unrealistic”.

As a side note - Poor Alice

Comment by J 04.28.06 @ 11:17 am

Kiss my Grits, Mel. Look who is back? It is Alice. My, how you have changed. So how was the tour with Travis? It looks like you aged some but are happy.

Comment by Gman 04.28.06 @ 12:05 pm

Truth to the fact that it wasn’t only Liesl’s classmates drinking some strange brew lately but this photo taken of Liesl’s teacher, Alice.

Comment by Gman 04.28.06 @ 12:07 pm

Ahh, Alice is obviously the mother of the girl found at the end of this game: http://fun.fourecks.de/flash/games/lab.swf

Comment by brian aaby 04.28.06 @ 12:28 pm

“Unphased by the liberties Kinkade took in the portrait he sat for, Crowder jokingly said he thought the resemblance was remarkable.”

Comment by Turff 04.28.06 @ 12:28 pm

Ya know, this yearly exam isn’t that bad.

Comment by Len 04.28.06 @ 1:05 pm

After two years as junior high girls Sunday School teacher, 21 year old Alice said, “ENOUGH!”

Comment by James Cotten 04.28.06 @ 1:33 pm

Alice obviously hasn’t been to wonderland lately.

Comment by brian aaby 04.28.06 @ 1:39 pm

From the new YS girl’s only curriculum: GOOD GIRLS DON’T, Alice shows young teens what happens when they don’t “Wait to love and love to wait.”

Comment by Steve 04.28.06 @ 4:38 pm

“Ahhhh Ms. Hepburn. Isn’t botox wonderful?”

Comment by Brian 04.28.06 @ 6:53 pm

And you thought the Virgin Mary couldn’t get Whiter?!?

Comment by Franske 04.28.06 @ 7:14 pm

Who needs a can opener when you have teeth like this?

Comment by Rebecca 04.29.06 @ 2:23 am

june cleaver’s sister alice - now you know where the “beaver” genes came from!

Comment by bobbie 04.29.06 @ 1:02 pm

“Feeling the need to put on a “happy face” for the congregation. The pastor’s wife resorted to botox.”

Comment by riddle 04.29.06 @ 5:50 pm

When lighted with black lights, Da Vinci’s Code read “No Jesus…No Peace, Know Jesus…Know Peace”.

Comment by Dust 04.30.06 @ 12:44 am

am sure i dated this woman!

Comment by paul 05.01.06 @ 4:51 am

am sure i dated this woman!

Comment by paul 05.01.06 @ 4:51 am

on second thoughts, i think it’s benny hinn in drag!

Comment by paul 05.01.06 @ 6:30 am

TACO!!!

Comment by Brett 05.01.06 @ 9:15 am

contest closed. see winner in post.

Comment by marko 05.01.06 @ 4:55 pm

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